Utak sabaw special!

here are samples of situations where guys try to hook up with girls from a totally wrong approach..mga sablay na hirit which i'm sure e marami rin naman iba diyan na nakaranas.

1. (scene...sa bar...all boys may nakitang isang group of girls at ang pinaka maangas at maporma sa amin e lumapet sa girls)

bitoy (to girls): hi...i'm from ateneo..where are you? {whaaaaat? and take note...students kmi sa UST nito..anaknang}

2. (scene...si bitoy uli..same night along timog may isang grupo nanaman ng girls na nakita..)

bitoy : pare babawi ako (sabay lapit sa girls. nakipagkilala naman ng maayos ang mga girls siguro dahil nagtagalog nalang si bitoy ngunit makalipas ang ilang kwentuhan...........)

bitoy: so girls, you wanna have a cough of cofi? {anong papainom mo sa kanila? plema!?}

3. (scene...high school students kami nasa isang arcade at may nakita kaming paulinians. btw, from lourdes school of manda kami. at worst..hirit ko to..pakshet)

polgoso : hi, anung name nyo?

kikay girl : i'm apple..

muymoy (trying to sound cool and funny) : hi, im atis! (sabay alis ng girls)
{taena humirit ka pa kse e..}

4. (scene...group of yuppies hanging out sa isang bar..laging sa bar talaga maraming nakikipagkilala e noh?)

nyakiz : pare ang ganda ng chicks oh! papakilala ko..

muymoy : sige chong..tapos pakilala mo nalang kami..
(lapit si nyakiz bitbit ang sariling upuan)

nyakiz : excuse me miss...is this seat taken? {anaknang! ipalo ko kya sayo yan!? pero in fairness..just to let you know...dahil natawa un girls e nakipagkilala sila samin..hahaha}

5. (scene...malamang alam nyo nang nasa bar kami grupo ng mga lalaki at gustong makipagkilala sa babae...haler! alanganaman sa lalake rin kami makipagkilala diba? anyway, nasa open air na bar kami tpos around 4pm kya medyo mainit)

fradip (lumapit na sa isang babae) : it's very hot today isn't it?

shirlz : yeah, it is..

fradip (trying to keep the conversation going so that he can invite the girl to join us) : ummm...well...are you drinks? { hacheche!!! ginawa mo naman pamatid uhaw yang kasama mo boi!}

eto dagdag lang...at shempre biruan lang namin..at hindi siya sa bar nangyari..(malamang, hindi kami makikipagkilala sa mga babae nito..wala sa bar e)

(scene...highschool students kami..dismissal na at umuulan...nasa corridors lang kami ng building dahil hindi kami makauwi..)

jondz : oh my golly geez! its raining cats and dogs! arent they? {wow...yun lang}

Unfair?

before i proceed, i just wanted tell anyone who might read this na i never intended to put up this blog site to talk trash about other people. i really hoped this would serve as a sort of online journal for me. unfortunately, some people have driven me to do so.

end of prelude.

and so i begin...

dont you find it funny (or even stupid) na you can see the fault of other people when in fact mas marami kang flaws? i mean, for once...try looking at yourself in the mirror (kung masisikmura mong tignan ang sarili mo for more than 20 seconds ah!) and ask yourself..."ano bang mga pagkukulang ko?".....anak ng pating! kung hindi magreregister sayo na para kang bnagsakan ng isang truck ng canned goods e ibig sabihin you're just as dumb as how people perceive you to be. Grabe sa dami ng kasamaan na ginawa mo e walang panama ang mga sikat na kontabida sa pinas compared to you! anong sinabi ni gladys reyes at cherie gil sa kasamaan ng ugali mo?

you're saying its unfair that i was given what i was asking for? e baket nun ikaw ang lamang ok lang sayo at ang yabang mo pa? let me ask you this...can you honestly tell yourself that you deserved to be higher than me? ano ba nagawa mo? what can you be proud of? and dont tell me you are the top performer! tibay mo naman...ndi nmn ikaw lagi e..minsan ako rin..i just dont rub it in your face like you do..and besides, i wont be praised a lot kung hindi ako nagpeperform ng maayos.

im sure kung hindi naman dahil sa diyos diyosan me e hindi ka aangat..remember nun may ibang diyos dito? buntot ka lagi diba? tingin mo un binigay nya sayo fair? if you say yes then there's definitely something wrong with you...think it over...mali ang reasoning mo e. we are not being compared...we're being rated for our performance...one more thing, i do better than you at most fields kaya you cant tell me na mas magaling ka sakin. i dont think i would be given more responsibilities kung ganun ang situation.

isipin mo...andalas mong wala o kaya halfday..nasita ka pa dahil madalas kang late. ako walang record ng late kahit isa. wala rin akong bad record dito. tapos pareho ibibigay sa attendance natin? tila ata malaking pagkakamali yan kabayan! hindi puwedeng tutungo nalang ako at tatanggapin kahit anong ibigay sakin. if i know that what im fighting for is right, by all means talagang ipaglalaban ko.

at para naman sa diyos mo. ikaw, you should learn what professionalism means. isipin mo nga..pinapaboran mo yang ulikbang yan dahil lang sa magkaibigan kayo? tama bang idiscuss mo sa kanya ang isang bagay na hiniling kong pagusapan natin in private para hindi na maging malaking issue? alam mo ba ibig sabihin ng STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL? try looking it up..you might learn something. start with our bylaws. para alam mo rin na mali ang ginawa mo at pwedeng pwede ko gamitin yan para mapatanggal ka dito. if you disagreed with my reasoning e di sana you discussed it with the people above you or atleast man lang un ka-level mo. palibhasa wala kang alam sa paghawak ng tao. kaya di ka marunong maghandle ng tao. sabagay, issues nga hindi mo alam i-handle e..tao pa kaya! sayang, ang taas pa naman ng respeto ko sayo. despite what other people say ipinagtatanggol pa nga kita e! pero after seeing it unfold right before my eyes (at sakin mo pa directly ginawa)...bagsak lahat ng tiwala at respeto ko sayo. sinungaling ka pa! sabihin mo ba nmn sakin na hindi tama un sinabi ko sayong value?! anong akala mo sakin tanga? sana bago ka gumawa ng rason pagisipan mo muna..lalong nahahalatang hindi ka worthy na maging diyos e.

hindi sa nananakot or nagmamataas ako...pero i'm telling you...ang bumangga giba! here's a line that you should always keep in mind....


JUSTICE PREVAILS!

Silvertoes for you PART 2!!!!

Tignan mo nga nmn....mantakin mong ituring na mas magaling ka pa sakin ungas ka! E wala ka nga gnawa dyan sa pwesto mo kundi manuod ng videos e...at ang cheap mo ah...wowowee pa pnapanuod mo dyan. langya..cheap na nga itsura mo cheap pa ugali mo. Isa pa, aminin mo man sa hinde pero kung hindi dahil sakin e hindi ka matututo sa dapat mong gnagawa..mangmang ka e!taena pag binenta nga utak mo mahal e...DAHIL HINDI PA NAGAGAMIT!

Patay malisya ka pa na wala kang alam sa mga nangyayari..kunyari nagtatanong ka pa sakin kung ano nangyayari! pakyu! Anong tingin mo sakin tanga? kala mo diko alam na yang pulis mo e nagsusumbong rin syo. Isa pa...akala mo un friends mo na pnasabihan mo tungkol sa mga nangyayari hindi pipiyok sakin? pwet! este..pwes! maling mali ka dun! hindi mo lang alam pero andaming nagsusumbong sa mga pnagsasabi mo at pnag gagagawa mo. tulad na nga ng sabi ko sa previous article ko na "Silvertoes for you", wala kang tunay na kaibigan dahil pati mga tinuturing mong kaibigan e nilalaglag ka...kawawang nilalang...take note...nilalang ang sabi ko dahil hindi kita mai-uri sa tao khit hayop dahil kwawa nmn ang animal kingdom pag napasama ka sa genus nila..T.I.M.Y. - Tang Inang Muka Yan! Isipin mo, pano ka nila ituturing na totoong kaibigan e mismong mga diyos diyosan mo sinisiraan mo...pano pa kaya un ibang tao..ampanget mo pa (cant get over the though of how ugly you are e...sensha na ah!ayan nagsori ako ah)

Eto lang masasabi ko syo at sa mga diyos diyosan mo..wala na kyong kapangyarihan...chillax ka lang dyan..mgugulat ka nln isa isa na kyo pnipitas paalis dito.

It's the beggining of a great friendship!

Goodbye my PS2! Thank you for all the memories...you shall always be cherished.

Hello my Xbox 360...you complete me! May we have a bright future ahead of us!

Silvertoes for you

Wow! its been a month since I last wrote...geez!

A lot has been going on these past few days hindering me from doing so. Well, anyways...here I am again...and boy, do i feel like a firecracker now!

Within this week I'll be getting the topmost wish I have in my wishlist this Christmas...Im gonna get me hands on my very own XBOX!!! yeah I know...its childish..but hey! I dont care what other people think..what matters is that I'm happy.

And now to address the title on the top of this article! (and no it has nothin to do with Christmas)
You guys remember the song Silvertoes by Parokya ni Edgar? Just to reiterate on the message of that song...it pertains to people na feeling!!!! it just pisses me off when I see people na sobrang feeling e wala nmn karapatan magfeeling!!! Again, as in my previous article MASAMANG TINAPAY...i dont wanna sound too judgemental nor am I saying I have the right to bring down other people. I know Im not gwapo and all...pero anyone who knows who Im talking about will DEFINITELY agree with me.

There's this one particular person that I'm directing this article to. Im just not sure kung tatablan siya cos she's really thick faced to the point na if you google the word FEELING may sarili na siguro siya website na lalabas. The worst feeling person alive is someone who feels she's pretty (when clearly she's not) and to top that, she feels that she is the single smartest, most popular, and untouchable being on the planet. When in fact, she is soooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly, dark skinned, verrrrrrrry fat, SMELLS REALLY(to the 100th power) BAD...(as in anghit tlga!)...dresses up like a tricycle driver...(again, smells like one too)...people around her hate her..(cos she's a backstabbing whale)...and the people she thinks who would support her are really not that powerful...

Dyuskopong pineapple!! once you hear her litanies about how fabulous she looks you're gonna puke (english term yan ok?hahahaha)...."grabe ang taba ko na"...fuck that bitch! kailan ka ba naging payat? naknang!

She says she's hot...well maybe...too hot!!! kya siguro nasunog un balat nya at muka siyang tutong na kanin sa ilalim ng sunog na kaldero..

She says foreigners dig her the most...gusto kse nila exotic looking nmn tlga...so tama siya dun..what's the tagalog term for exotic looking ba? GANDANG ALAKDAN?

She says she's very strong...malamang! anlake ng kaha mo e!!!

She says she's very popular...miss, iba ang popular sa nuisance...kya ka kilala ng tao e dahil sa mala-boom box mong boses (at mala-boom box din na katawan mo)

one question lang...may nakapagsabi na ba sayong......PANGET KA?

kse kung wala, its either the people around you are sinungaling or mabait lang tlga sila..

GISING GIRL! nobody's perfect..lalo na ikaw..

Hands of Time

Some decisions usually have dire consequences..many would say "there's no turning back" yet for me if there was a mistake made, surely there's a solution to correct it. One just needs to search the correct places for the correct answers.

I've made several wrong decisions and I've paid dearly for 'em. But most of these untoward outcomes have been corrected or atleast pacified as I had the chance to do so. Undoing mistakes may be done immediately or for a longer period of time. I just need a chance to be able to do it. And if I do get that chance I make sure to do things better so as to produce the best results.

Now some usually regret things they've done previously and sulk saying "if I could just turn back the hands of time..." For me though this does not apply as long as I've been honest and straight with what I have said or done. I could have made the choice that would have given me what I wanted but then again, if I was uncertain at that time things could have gone for the worse. And more people could have gotten hurt. Even the ones who I value a lot. And that would have been the worst feeling. Hurting the one I love.

I just really hope I would get the chance to correct this mistake. Just a chance to do so.

Holy Baka!!

The first thing that came out of my mouth when I first saw this was... "Dyuskupo!"

Masamang Tinapay

Ba't kya gnun noh? kung sino pa un walang karapatan sya pa un mahilig magmalaki...

i mean...there are people (and to be honest, most of them are women) who are so bilib in themselves specially the way they look kahit na they're not much to look at..i dont wanna sound really bad cos i know im not gwapo and all. kya lang i find it irritating if a person of that caliber has an attitude problem. you're not much to look at na nga mayabang ka pa. i know it sounds really mean yet im sure people feel this way whenever they encounter such beings.


and this doesnt only apply to aesthetically challenged people. sometimes gwapo or maganda nga un person yet wala nmn ibang asset. attractive looking nga but utak sabaw nmn. its like when you're having a conversation, mas may sense pa kausap ang mga halaman. tpos they tend to bring people down or make yabang cos they know they are attractive..deym...try reading comic books..its a start..atleast madadagdagan un knowledge mo.